Comedian Death Match: Round One

In this new installment, I will find similar jokes by two different comedians to see who covered the subject better. For this first round: Cinnabon

In the left corner, we have Jim Gaffigan, a self-proclaimed foodie. His jokes are fantastic... bacon, hot pockets, cake. I could listen to him all day. Also, his audience reaction impressions are hilarious.



In the right corner, please welcome Louis C.K. This guy is incredible. His humor is often self-deprecating, as it is derived from a rather negative outlook on life. A little raunchy and offensive at times, he says what we're all thinking.



I'm surprised how similar the two jokes are. Shame, airports, no justification for the consumption.... Did someone steal from someone else? I wonder.

Gaffigan's cinnabon clip is surprisingly weak compared to his other stuff. (HIS OTHER STUFF IS AMAZING, I assure you.) It's like Louis C.K. took Gaffigan's jokes and went crazy with them.

Louis C.K. is the winner! 

Classic eBaum's World Revisited

So, I've been in the mood for some internet throwbacks and I can't find one website that has compiled all the goodness for me so I guess I have to do it! Here ya go!

----Aicha----


----Numa Numa----


----Milk and Cereal----


----Badger Badger----


----What What (In The Butt)-----


----The End of the World-----


----My Hands Are Bananas----



----Schfifty Five----


Haha most of these are songs with repetitive words..... no cats?!? What am I missing?

Ha Ha Hilllllarious

One of the only good things about our society obsessed with updating statuses for the internet to see is the hilarious and historical twists that are becoming popular.

Because I'm an idiot & can't figure out how to make this awesomeness easily visible to the normal human eye....click here

I Found Genuis! Spread It Like Herpes

So you might probably be aware of a certain Katherine Chloe Cahoon, famed author of hit novel Single Girls Guide to Meeting European Men. She graciously sacrificed her youth to many years of painstaking research, the fruits of which recovered the true meaning of life for any single (or otherwise) woman (or otherwise, even). The obvious truth that sprang from her over-glossed lips was "European Men"! Upon publishing her novel, Katherine began making youtubes for her fans who cannot read (that's probably the majority of her fanbase). Blah blah blah... watch her video if I haven't already forced you to...or revisit the glory.




My question has always been: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SHE IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS? Sorry for shouting. Last time I checked, most of the user comments were praising her genius, the very opposite of my reaction. BUT then, months later, when I revisited this KCC craziness, I discovered a spoof of her. I <3 parodies! And this one takes the cake! It only has like 2 comments and 8 likes, WTF indeed. Please watch, comment, spread, and repeat.

Feast Your Eyes on This!

Lazy (Archives)

Lauren & Katie Present...

"Lazy Sunday"

This alcohol-induced gem is from two years ago, but feel free to judge because we are more or less the same!

Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day

I hope you do your part, ladies...

Storytime, part 2...

With Bob Powers

"You're Nude Pete and you just woke up in an empty hospital that looks like the aftermath of a bloody battle. When you walk into the hall, you'll find that people have written stuff from the bible in red paint on the walls, and there's trash all over the place and doors torn off their hinges. Looks like you're the only who survived some kind of war between the living and the walking dead.

Epic Rap Battle Between Hitler and Darth Vader

Who do you think should win?

Sex Advice From The People Who Matter Most

Nerve.com has a reoccuring segment where they ask for sex and relationship advice from a variety of people---celebrities, haunted house workers, young republican, etc. 

Holy Tourism, Batman!

Picture it: the year is 2010 and people no longer have a need for super-heroes. We just don't commit crime like we used to. I mean, who has time anymore? When would you go shopping for an all-black outfit and a sleek mask? After work and before the groceries? Who's going to pick up the kids? Well, I can't go, I have to stay here and prepare facebook for my E-Tomb. Anyway, super-heroes have lost their place in the world. Now, picture it some more: Batman, in New York City, strapped for cash and working as a tour guide...

Color Me Funny

Spotlight: Kate Beaton

Beaton is a hilarious Canadian webcomic artist and her web series Hark! A Vagrant is quickly becoming one of my favorites to read. Her work is largely based on historical and literary figures, which is perfect for the nerds at heart! Highlights include: Courtly Love series, Austen comics, the Sherlock and Two Watsons, and Pony Prince. In the grand scheme of things, they are all highlights.

Here's a sample of her comics:

Check her out! harkavagrant.com

Hungry?

"I hear the cook puts the most delicious secret sauce on the burgers."
--you


Ohhhhh snap!