Ha Ha Hilllllarious

One of the only good things about our society obsessed with updating statuses for the internet to see is the hilarious and historical twists that are becoming popular.

Because I'm an idiot & can't figure out how to make this awesomeness easily visible to the normal human eye....click here

Droppin' Truth Bombs

Buffalo buffalo buffalo...

Did you know that....

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...is a grammatically correct sentence in the English language? Yep.

It is because the word 'buffalo' has three meanings and uses: the name of the place Buffalo, New York (used as a noun adjunct in the sentence), the noun for the animal, and the verb which means to bully, confuse, deceive, or intimidate.

If you substitute the noun buffalo for bison and break down the sentence it essentially means:

Buffalo bison whom other Buffalo bison, themselves bully Buffalo bison.

I Found Genuis! Spread It Like Herpes

So you might probably be aware of a certain Katherine Chloe Cahoon, famed author of hit novel Single Girls Guide to Meeting European Men. She graciously sacrificed her youth to many years of painstaking research, the fruits of which recovered the true meaning of life for any single (or otherwise) woman (or otherwise, even). The obvious truth that sprang from her over-glossed lips was "European Men"! Upon publishing her novel, Katherine began making youtubes for her fans who cannot read (that's probably the majority of her fanbase). Blah blah blah... watch her video if I haven't already forced you to...or revisit the glory.




My question has always been: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SHE IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS? Sorry for shouting. Last time I checked, most of the user comments were praising her genius, the very opposite of my reaction. BUT then, months later, when I revisited this KCC craziness, I discovered a spoof of her. I <3 parodies! And this one takes the cake! It only has like 2 comments and 8 likes, WTF indeed. Please watch, comment, spread, and repeat.

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

Top Five

Reasons Why Winter Break Is (Sometimes) the Worst

5.The old haunts. Coming back home means reliving high school. I can't step outside my front door without running into someone from school and having the most uncomfortable conversation of my life. What's more, most of my former acquaintances work at grocery stores, targets, and other places of necessity that I will have to go to eventually. And then there are those friends who catch wind of your arrival in town and demand a hang out session. And dealing with that is never pretty. Never pretty.

This Pie is So Good

"Actors must practice self restraint, else think what might happen in a love scene."

-Cedric Hardwicke

Update: This James Franco bit is actually part of a larger series featuring 14 actors doing classic screen types (whatever that is, I'm no film major) Check 'em out, they're actually really good! If you're pressed for time, just watch the Javier Bardem or Vincent Cassel ones (tres bien). CLICK HERE!