"Gone Wilde"

Science Finds 'Jersey Shore' Negatively Impacts Books

Critical Moment Captured by Scientists

Please note: Borders, an advocate for Books' rights,  is now having to close 200 centers due to society's recklessness and insensitivity. Things are getting serious.

If you do not act now, it may be too late. Books are dying out at extraordinary rates.

And, while all of this is going on, the cast of the Jersey Shore are busy writing books. Pretty soon, these are going to be the only books in the world to read.