Science Finds 'Jersey Shore' Negatively Impacts Books

Critical Moment Captured by Scientists

Please note: Borders, an advocate for Books' rights,  is now having to close 200 centers due to society's recklessness and insensitivity. Things are getting serious.

If you do not act now, it may be too late. Books are dying out at extraordinary rates.

And, while all of this is going on, the cast of the Jersey Shore are busy writing books. Pretty soon, these are going to be the only books in the world to read.

 Let me illustrate the Past & Present:

 

Old books. That book smell. That library books with the plastic covering sound.

Sexy librarians. Hot guys reading books. Karma Sutra books.

Story time. Oprah's book club. Vampire novels.

Art & creativity inspired by the written word.

*POOF* All this gone...Here's the future: