With David Sedaris
Paraphrasing a newspaper clipping he received from a stranger:
"It concerned an eighty-one-year-old Vermont man whose home was overrun by mice. The actual house was not described, but in my mind it was two stories tall and isolated on a country road. I also decided that it was painted white--not that it mattered much, I just thought it was a nice touch. So, the retired guys house was overrun, and when he could no longer bear it, he fumigated. The mice fled into the yard and settled into a dead pile of leaves, which no doubt crackled beneath their weight. Thinking he had them trapped, the man set the pile on fire, then watched as a single flaming mouse raced back into the basement and burned the house to the ground."
When You Are Engulfed in Flames, pg 196
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